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Here is something for you to laugh at. I have a fear of butts. I can't sit on the toilet or sit on most chairs because I think I might get a butt germ or something.

-No Butts!

I bruised my rich brother's ego and he tried to have me committed. Before the mental health professional left, saying I was normal, I taunted my brother quietly into attcking me physically in front of the mental health professional!

-Anonymous

I'm 19, married, and have a daughter. My upbringing was pretty normal, but for some reason, I have all these weird addictions/fetishes. I pick my nose and eat it, pick my toes and eat the skin, smell my feet and try to make everyone else smell my feet, make my husband smell my hind-end when he's sleeping, smell my body jewerly, eat scabs, eat glue, dig the dirt out from under my nails with my teeth, eat Comet cleaner/AJAX.

-Bad Habits

When I go to sleep, I can't have any doors open. My closet doors must also be closed. My blinds have to be down on my windows, and I can't have my feet hang off the edge.

-Scaredy Cat

I "went" in a display toilet at a hardware store when I was three.

-Public Pooper

When I was in elementary school, I went to a sleep over and we watched the movie Pinnochio's Revenge, which was a horror flick where Pinnochio comes alive and kills everyone in the most brutal ways. I'm seventeen and once in a while I still have a fear that any of my stuffed animals will come alive and kill me.

-Lingering Fear

I was at a party late one night and wandered off with a female friend of mine I was secretly lusting after. We ended up laying together in the grass and I planted a quick kiss on her. My wife called the party looking for me and the lady of the house told my wife I was out having sex with my female friend. Truth is I never did, but she is convinced we did. We were divorced shortly after that incident. To this day when I see her around town, she mentions this incident. I should have slept with her since I had to pay the price anyway !!!

-Falsely Accused

I was in traffic once, and I was thinking about getting a cup of coffee from Starbucks. I opted not to, but then I noticed a pedestrian, a woman dressed in white. She seemed to gesture towards the coffee shop with her head. I pulled up and walked inside to get my coffee. Just as I was walking out a huge accident happened right where I would have been. I never saw her again, but I often thank God for my barista angel.

-Anonymous

My fiancee and her sister had a bad collection of 1970s gay porn that they would pull out for bachelorette parties, etc. One day they put it in the drawer that I used when I stayed over there. I was so pissed and grossed out that I put it in the guest room under some cushions on the day bed. I said nothing. A few days later they independently started hinting around about it, but I acted like I didn't know anything. Anyway, the sister's friends from college were in town that next weekend and I guess their little girl found the porn when they were making the bed for her. That'll teach 'em!

-Blind Justice